tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190905472011-09-28T10:04:23.303-07:00includes funny jokes, hilarious stories, clean jokes, and anything humorous. Best viewed in internet explorer7.Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.comBlogger1851100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-71694630110542952462010-12-28T23:52:00.001-08:002010-12-28T23:52:47.828-08:00It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7169463011054295246?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-4262638113063479852010-11-06T11:04:00.001-07:002010-11-06T11:04:51.063-07:00It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.<br /> - Dolph Sharp<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-426263811306347985?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-41259699923558654412010-10-22T01:26:00.001-07:002010-11-06T11:06:24.975-07:00Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.<br /> - Tommy Cooper<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4125969992355865441?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-60931240932265163612010-10-14T00:32:00.000-07:002010-11-06T11:08:16.773-07:00Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. <br /><br />har ! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6093124093226516361?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-46213313057943387602010-10-08T09:29:00.001-07:002010-10-08T09:31:22.837-07:00Dear Dad,<br /><br />Berlin is a wonderful place. People are nice and I really like it here but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at school with my pure gold Ferrari when all my teachers and my fellow students travel by train.<br /><br />Your Son, <br /><br />David<br /><br />The next day he gets a reply from his Dad saying:<br /><br />Dear Son,<br /><br />Twenty million US dollor has been transfered to your account. Please stop embarrasing us.<br />Go and get a train too.<br /><br />Loving you,<br /><br />Dad<br /><br />;-)<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4621331305794338760?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-83443654833329068452010-09-29T11:56:00.000-07:002010-11-06T11:14:01.441-07:00You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.<br /> - Ellen DeGeners.<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8344365483332906845?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-52462614964608348082010-09-18T01:54:00.000-07:002010-09-18T01:55:35.402-07:00life is too short. smile while u still have teeth! <br /><br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5246261496460834808?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-17624967157542521562010-09-15T03:06:00.000-07:002010-09-15T03:37:03.118-07:00The 3 C's in life" Choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1762496715754252156?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-13505751560309565402010-09-13T15:48:00.000-07:002010-09-13T15:49:28.676-07:00Some people come into our lives and leave footprints in our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1350575156030956540?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-55018617367995809502010-09-13T03:38:00.001-07:002010-09-13T03:43:33.734-07:00my mother told me that if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all, and some people wonder why im so quite around them. lol<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5501861736799580950?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-31703656648404654792010-09-11T13:19:00.000-07:002010-09-11T13:23:53.053-07:00Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula , gusto ko , ako si<br />ZORRO!<br />Misis: E ako , sino?<br />Mister: Si DACOS!<br />Misis: Dacos? Sino ' yun?<br />Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs! <br /><br /><br />----------- ---------- ------------ -- ------------ - --------<br />Job interview:<br />Boss: Ano ang alam mo?<br />Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis niyo , at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.<br />Boss: Tanggap ka na!<br /><br /><br />------------ -- ------------ ---- ------------ - ------------<br />Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko , kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. <br />Nag-horseback riding siya...<br />Jorge: Ano ' ng resulta?<br />Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo ' yung kabayo!<br /><br /><br />------------ ---- ------------ --- ------------ - ------------<br />Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?<br />Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.<br />Ama: Ano , madali ba?<br />Anak: Chicken na chicken!<br />Ama: Anong grade mo?<br />Anak: Itlog po.<br /><br /><br />------------ -- --------- ----------- ---------- ----------<br />Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:<br /><br />Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!<br />Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!<br />Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!<br /><br /><br />-------- ----------- ----------- ------------ ------------<br />Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?<br />Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado ' yon.<br />Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?<br />Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.<br /><br /><br />------------ ------------ ------------ -- ------------ -----------<br />3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na ** kama **:*<br /><br />TANGA1: Pare , di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa , sa lapag na lang matulog. <br />(Bumaba si Tanga 1.) <br /><br />TANGA2: Ayan , pare maluwag na , akyat kana dito!<br /><br /><br /><br />************ ********* **<br />Dear Dodong ,<br />Sa susunod anak , Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...<br />Nagmamahal - Nanay<br /><br /><br /><br />************ ********* **<br />ANAK: ' Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng 'cocomban ' ..<br />TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon ' cocomban ' pa rin ang tawag mo!<br />ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?<br />TATAY: Bomb paper!<br /><br /><br /><br />************ ********* ********* **<br />MISIS: Dear , iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na. Dalhin mo sa malayo!<br />MISTER: Ok!<br />MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?<br />MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan , di ako nakauwi!<br /><br /><br /><br />************ ********* ********<br />PEDRO: Galing ako sa doktor , nakabili na ako ng hearing aid. Grabe ang linaw ngayon nang pandinig ko!<br />JUAN: Wow , galing! Magkanong bili mo sa hearing aid?<br />PEDRO: Kahapon lang!<br /><br /><br /><br />************ ********* ********* ******<br />At a funeral...<br /><br />ERAP: Tara na , Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!<br />JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!<br />ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: 'REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED. '<br /><br /><br /><br />************ ********* ********<br />Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1 coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.<br />Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa karton ' SUGAR FREE. '<br /><br /><br />************ ********* *******<br />JUAN: Pare , ang bilis kong nabuo ' tong puzzle!<br />PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?<br />JUAN: 5 months!<br />PEDRO: Tagal naman!<br />JUAN: Tagal ba ' yun? Nakalagay nga dito: 'for 3 years & up ' !<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3170365664840465479?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-16039418440867246372010-09-09T12:40:00.000-07:002010-09-09T12:50:27.377-07:00One day little Liza was sitting and watching her mother Trudez do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. <br /><br />She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?'<br /><br />Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' <br /><br />The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mommy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1603941844086724637?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-25230252220323546342010-09-04T01:05:00.000-07:002010-09-09T12:45:26.651-07:00The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. <br /><br />'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Abdullah, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Omar, He's a doctor.' <br /><br />A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.''<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2523025222032354634?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-24602024734680553242010-09-02T15:52:00.001-07:002010-09-09T12:51:42.387-07:00The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: <br /><br />'Take only ONE . God is watching.' <br /><br />Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. <br /><br />A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'<br /><br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2460202473468055324?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-701676889874978342010-08-30T02:01:00.000-07:002010-08-30T02:02:33.827-07:00"Instead a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed proceed with caution".<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-70167688987497834?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-6923815076221675132010-08-27T11:16:00.000-07:002010-08-27T11:21:49.531-07:00The two old man were talking about their age.<br /><br />1st oldman: Im 79 yrs old now with all the aches and pains. I know your about my age. How do you feel?<br />2nd oldman: I feel just like a newborn baby.<br />1st oldman: Huh? like a newborn? really?<br />2nd oldman: Yes, With no hair, no teeth, and it seems I just wet my pants!<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-692381507622167513?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-87267410195882051242010-08-24T00:11:00.000-07:002010-08-24T00:12:45.383-07:00has a two mysterious people living in our house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who!<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8726741019588205124?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-28754847114338512512010-08-18T13:16:00.000-07:002010-08-24T00:31:46.734-07:00Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head.<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2875484711433851251?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-63383789397719280492010-08-13T23:26:00.001-07:002010-08-24T00:49:42.719-07:00my mother told me that if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all, and some people wonder why im so quite around them. LOL<br /><br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6338378939771928049?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-40047848340552747932010-08-03T00:57:00.000-07:002010-08-24T01:01:44.419-07:00The next time someone makes you mad,so mad that you really want to slap them, Do it and say "Mosquito!" and walk away.<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4004784834055274793?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-70251136753714358462010-08-02T12:45:00.000-07:002010-08-24T01:07:07.111-07:00The 3 C's in life" Choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.<br /><br />its true<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7025113675371435846?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-76071934322685332082010-07-29T05:58:00.001-07:002010-08-24T01:08:51.470-07:00Common sense is like deodorant,those that need it most, dont use it!<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7607193432268533208?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-8540732226134937372010-07-27T03:12:00.000-07:002010-08-24T01:19:35.413-07:00life is too short. smile while u still have teeth!<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-854073222613493737?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-74131616463803058742010-07-26T00:30:00.001-07:002010-08-24T01:24:46.669-07:00A good friend will be there to calm u down when u are mad, but the best friend will be holding a shovel asking " Do u think the hole is deep enough?"<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7413161646380305874?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-90891675016353747532010-07-25T02:45:00.001-07:002010-08-24T01:28:31.172-07:00Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So, when I smack you upside the head, just remember... I had a reason!<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-9089167501635374753?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-69186882465036470002010-07-23T14:59:00.000-07:002010-08-24T01:38:13.725-07:00It's not that I lose things, I just tend to temporarily move them to place that I cant remember.<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6918688246503647000?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-28440957189396639952010-07-21T04:32:00.001-07:002010-08-24T01:41:33.308-07:00Instead a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed proceed with caution".<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2844095718939663995?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-54922333438339052982010-07-17T23:58:00.000-07:002010-08-24T01:44:25.349-07:00If u need a friend (text me), need a laugh (call me), need a hug (stop by), need money? (this number is no longer in service).<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5492233343833905298?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-66636966508723447732010-07-17T05:27:00.000-07:002010-08-01T10:38:11.640-07:001.) PANGHIMANGNO sa mga tao nga<br /> Dili mokaon ug tambok<br /> Dili manigarilyo<br /> Dili mobilar ug<br /> Dili moinom ug bino.<br /> Usa ka adlaw mawad-an rakag mga higala,<br /> Buhi paka,<br /> Patay na sila tanan! (peace)<br /><br />har! har! har!<br /><br />2.) Conduktor : Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong<br /> anak, 'Noy, saBAKA lang na.<br /> Amahan : Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na<br /> hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak ?!!!<br /><br />3.) DONYA : Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang pamahaw<br /> diri alas sais impunto!<br /> MAID : Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang orasa, una nalang<br /> mo ug ka-on!!<br /><br />4.) PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug<br /> coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?<br /> DOK : Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong !!! <br /><br /><br />5.) BOY : Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.<br /> AMO : Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog, corn beef<br /> ug chorizo<br /> BOY : Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro .<br /><br />6.) FAMILY QUARREL :<br /> Husband : Pastilan sige ta ug away; magbuwag ta !<br /> Wife : Sige! Ato bahinon atong anak!<br /> Husband: Ako ang gwapo ug gwapa!<br /> Wife : Nah! Gipili pa gyod ang dili iya!<br /><br />7.) Anak : Tay, di ko katulog, daghang lamok.<br /> Tatay : Palungon nato mga suga aron di ta makit-an<br /> Pagpalong sa suga, nanggawas mga alitaptap)<br /> Anak : Hala tay! Nagdala silag flashlayt !!! <br /><br />8.) Manang: sir announcer, manawagan unta ko sa akong bana <br /> nga nilayas gidala akong tulo ka anak.<br /> Announcer: Segi misis, go ahead.<br /> Manang: Hoy! iuli ang mga bata usa ra imo ana. Baga ug nawong! <br /><br />9.) SULOD SA SINEHAN<br /> Si Bungol, si Libat ug si Buta nagsabot nga manan-aw sila ug <br /> sine kay wala pa gayud sila kasud ug sinehan sukad-sukad. Maong sa<br /> paglingkud nila sa sulod sa Vision Theater:<br /> Bungol: (misyagit) Balik pulta, walay sound, walay sound hoy psssst!<br /> Libat: (misyagit sab) Kuwadro! Kuwadro!<br /> Buta: Hoy mga kolokoy! Wala pa gani magsugod<br /><br /><a href="http://www.istorya.net/forums/humor/64440-bisdak-jokes-ang-panghimangno.html">source</a><br /><br />jar! jar! jar!<br /><br />cont...<br /><br />Anak: Tay unsay mas layo ang buwan o ang Manila?<br />Tatay: Ang buwan.<br />Anak: na unsa gud tawon pagkaunsa-a. mas layo ang manila tay oi kai dili gud na nato makit-an!<br /><br />jar! jar! jar!<br /><br />Anak: Tay kisa man ang mas bright ang amerikano o ang pilipino?<br />Tatay: Swempre ang amerikano kai bata pa sila kabalo na sila mo ininglis.<br /><br />jar! jar! jar!<br /><br />Nanay:Dong isuroy ning isda dong.<br />Dodong: isda! isda!<br />Customer: Dong tagpila nang imong isda dong? Papalita ko beh!<br />Dodong: Di mani baligya nong. Suroy ra mani.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />“The telephone number you have dialed is not yet in service.”<br />Bata: tink you<br />““The telephone number you have dialed is not yet in service.”<br />Bata: tink you, unsa maning teleponoha oi nga nag tink you nata cge lang man gihapon og yaw2x.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br /><br />Teacher: Class do you know Jose Rizal?<br />Tikboy: no maam.<br />Teacher: ikaw apyot?<br />Apyot: wala gyud maam oi.<br />Tiban: Na bcn sa pikas section na cia maam.<br /><br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Customer: Day nganong dugay man kaau akong order? Pila man diay kabook inyong cook dinhi?<br />Tindera: na sori gyud kaau maam, la ra ba mi coke, pepsi ra?<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Bata: Pabili n gang lemonsito?<br />Tindera: Anong lemonsito?<br />Bata: Lemonsito ba yong maliit na buongon.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br /><br />Boknoy: Zero na pod ko sa test, wa man gud ko kabalo unsay meaning sa effort.<br />Tibo: effort gud, kanang landinganan sa airflane.<br /><br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br /><br /><br />Dodong: papa, nay manok sa kusina, dili mag pabugaw!<br />Papa: hadloka dong!<br />Dodong: hala manok, nay kalaha diha!<br /><br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br /><br />Doctor: Misis, kinahanglan gyud simintohon ang tiil sa imong anak.<br />Misis: Pila kaha ka sako Dok?<br />Anak: mama oi paki ulaw ka lang, sagulan pa bya na og balas.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br /><br />Pasyente: Dok, mingawa dinhi sa mental hospital oi. Maong nakahunahuna ko nga sulatan nako akong kaugalingon.<br />Doktor: unya unsa may sulod sa imong suwat?<br />Pasyente: Wala pa ko kahibalo kay sunod simana pa man nako madawatan.<br /><br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Nurse: Mental hospital, hello?<br />Patiente: Hello, Miss kanag pwed mangutana? Naay bay Patiente ang room 4?<br />Nurse: hala, wala na ra ba dong kai nakaikyas. Ngano man diay unta?<br />Patiente: hehe. Wala, kanang ako lang unta gisiguro ba kung nakagawas naba gyud ko diha.<br /><br />Krokotok: Dok, galain man akong pamati human og kaun sa kinason.<br />Doktor: Unsa may hitsura sa unod pag abri nimo?<br />Krokotok: hala ablihan pa diay na?<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Mare: Unsa manang imong son-in-law nga wala man klarong trabaho?<br />Tiyay: Unsaun nga shy man gud kaau na sya.<br />Mare: Unsa bay shy ba nga tabi-an man kaau na cia.<br />Mare: shy ba kanang shy tig laba, shy tig lung-ag, shy tig limpyo.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Apo: Lola, kaon na diha ba .. bisan duha ra ka kutsara..<br />Lola: Mga buang man cguro mo. Lugaw gani dli nako matulon, kutsara pa kaha?!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Mom: Kama-u naka'g math, anak? Mangutana knu q beh..<br />Anak: Cge ma!Mom: Kng tagaan ka sa imu papa ug 4 apples nya tagaan tkag 3...unsa 2bag?<br />Anak: Salamat ma, pa!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Titser: Kinsay gusto muad2 sa langit?(Tanan nitaas sa kamot, c Pedro wala)<br />Titser: Ngano di man ka Pedro?<br />Pedro: Mam, pauli0n kog sayo ni mama karon, mam!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />When the clerk of court read the case… the accused shouted…………Buang mong tanan. Usa ra akong gi-rape!!!Nganong People of the Philippines man akong kontra?<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Lalake: Dong, mabaw ning suba?<br />Bata: Oo nong!<br />Lalake: (nilukso sa suba) Pisti tabang! Kalalum, ingon ka dong mabaw!<br />Bata: Mabaw bitaw nong nitabok gani ang itik ganina!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Juan: Pre, kada gabii ko sige kuhiton sa akong misis. Unsay akong himoon?<br />Pedro: Ka ok ra ana pre! Unsa may problema nimo?<br />Juan: Hadlok ko, tulo na cya ka tuig namatay!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Teacher: Unsay angay buhaton pag maglinog?<br />Pupil: Mag suga sir!<br />Teacher: Ha! Ngano man?<br />Pupil: Nag linog sa amo payag kada gabii sir, pag siga nako sa suga moundang dayon!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Bugo1: Pre, 2+2 kuno beh?<br />Bugo2: Kana lang? Eh di 5!<br />Bugo1: Bwahahahaaa! !<br />Bugo2: Ngano nikatawa man ka?<br />Bugo1: Wala lang abi nako wala ka kabalo!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Ungo #1: Mare, nganong napangag ka man?<br />Ungo #2: Unsaon mare nga nangabat man gud ko gabii.Ungo <br />Ungo #1: Pero nganong napangag ka man?Ungo <br />Ungo #2: Ang liog nga akong napaak sa estatuwa man gud ni Bonifacio.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Caloy:Doc, unsa man nga kada gabii damgohon man ko nga NBA player kuno ko. Ako ang point guard sa Lakers.<br />Doctor: Buweno, tagaan tika ug reseta aron dili ka na damgohon.<br />Caloy: Ayaw lang sa Doc kay championship ron namong gabii.<br /><br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Maestra:Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.<br />Juan: Maayong gabii, ng!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />kulas: Nganong nabukol man na imong ulo, Bay?<br />Badoy: Nangharana man gud ko gabii didto sa ilang Tikla, Bay Kulas. Pagsugod nako'g kanta, giitsahan dayon ko ni Tikla ug buwak.<br />Kulas: Pero nganong nabukol man ka?<br />Badoy: Ang buwak gisud man gud ug kaang.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Tasyo: Unsa may pangan sa operasyon para sa appendicitis?<br />Jose: Sayon ra ana. Apendectomy!<br />Tasyo: Sa tonsillitis?<br />Jose: Di, tonsillectomy.Tasyo: <br />Sa Bad Breath?<br />Jose: Way operasyon para sa bahog baba, Bay!<br />Tasyo: Naa Bay. Gitawag kana og Dont Talk To Me!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />kamatyonon nga insik<br />Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan<br />Pedro: Ako ni Pa.<br />Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan<br />Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.<br />Insik: Maliya, ako asawa<br />Maria: Dia ra ko.<br />Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<br /><br />Bosyo, nga primero pang sakay og eroplano, kuyog ni Onyot nga iyang amigo, diha nilingkud sa window seat<br />Bosyo: Bay Onyot, taas na gyud tag giluparan no? Tan-awa gud nang mga tao sa ubos gagmay kaayo morag holmigas.<br />Onyot: Holmigas na sila nga tinooray, Bay. Wala pa gani molupad ang eroplano.<br /><br />Jar! Jar! Jar!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6663696650872344773?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-30615133021140732922010-07-14T05:32:00.001-07:002010-08-01T10:11:58.083-07:00A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car.<br />"I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."<br /><br />A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.<br /><br />"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"<br /><br />"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair and Noah had long hair.<br /><br />"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"<br /><br />jar! jar! jar!<br /><br /><a href="http://sortr.com/jokes">source</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3061513302114073292?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-39206693431080763952010-07-02T02:44:00.000-07:002010-07-02T02:50:36.007-07:00Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND<br /> <br />WIFE:<br />I wrote your name on sand it got washed,<br />I wrote your name in air, it was blown away,<br />Then I wrote your name on my heart,<br />And I got Heart Attack. <br /> <br /><br />HUSBAND:<br />God saw me hungry, he created pizza,<br />He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi,<br />He saw me in dark, he created light,<br />He saw me without problems, he created YOU. <br /><br /> <br /><br />WIFE:<br />Twinkle twinkle little star,<br />You should know what you are,<br />And once you know what you are,<br />Mental hospital is not so far. <br /><br /> <br /><br />HUSBAND:<br />The rain makes all things beautiful,<br />The grass and flowers too,<br />If rain makes all things beautiful,<br />Why doesn't it rain on you? <br /><br /> <br /><br />WIFE:<br />Roses are red; Violets are blue,<br />Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo,<br />Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,<br />Not in cage but laughing at you <br /><br />Source: email forwarded.<br /> I dont know whom to credit this poem. I just want posted. You can email me the source.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3920669343108076395?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-36763860616906519042010-06-22T10:52:00.001-07:002010-10-08T11:27:34.376-07:00A good friend will be there to calm u down when u are mad, but the best friend will be holding a shovel asking " Do u think the hole is deep enough?"<br /><br />har! har! har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3676386061690651904?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-39892300106458747622010-06-17T09:18:00.000-07:002010-06-17T09:25:57.315-07:00Teacher: Botyok, give me tag question.<br />Botyok: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?<br />Teacher: Very good, translate it in visayan language.<br />Botyok: hmmmmm. Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa siya kuyapi?<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3989230010645874762?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-44863069133214075682010-06-16T10:41:00.000-07:002010-06-17T09:45:02.639-07:00Customer: Give me 1 cup of coffee.<br />Waiter: Its 10 pesos.<br />Customer: Why? before it is only 8 pesos.<br />Waiter: Because the gasoline price increases.<br />Customer: okay. dont put gasoline.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4486306913321407568?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-10230563848820026392010-06-11T11:02:00.001-07:002010-06-11T11:16:33.138-07:00Teacher: Our lesson for today is Tagalog. Guliat Use "ng" in a sentence.<br /> Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.<br /><br />Guliat: (Maayong gabii, Nang) Good evening, Ate.<br /><br />Har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1023056384882002639?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-44463180139428578092010-06-10T08:59:00.001-07:002010-06-17T09:47:12.218-07:00Son: Father, why you wear double coats while painting?<br />Father: Becuase its says use 2 coats for better results.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4446318013942857809?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-65354764053404233482010-06-09T08:29:00.001-07:002010-06-11T11:23:08.466-07:00In the dance floor (Province) Kulas with a beautiful gilr dancing sweet music.<br /><br />B-Girls: Whats inside your pocket?<br />Kulas: Its a flashlight!<br />B-Girl: Why its hot?<br />Kulas: Because I turn it on.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6535476405340423348?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-2705632046767634452010-06-08T08:53:00.001-07:002010-06-08T12:53:59.438-07:00Tikboy was a snatcher, and was not bless the time he snatch the wallet of the rich business man. He was caught by the Policewoman. He was then summoned to attend the first hearing in the Hall of Justice.<br /><br />Judge: Okay tikboy, What can you say? promised to say nothing but the truth.<br />Tikboy: Judge, I thought this is hearing only! Why include speaking?<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-270563204676763445?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-72739076090569018502010-06-07T12:41:00.001-07:002010-06-11T11:30:36.757-07:00Guliat: What do you call for surgery to remove appendix?<br />Tiban: Apendectomy.<br />Guliat: What about surgical procedure to remove tonsils?<br />Tiban: Tonsillectomy.<br />Guliat: Very good. Now, What is for bad breath?<br />Tiban: Was there surgery for bad breath?<br />Guliat: Yes. there is.<br />Tiban: SO. What was it?<br />Guliat: That is what we called "Dont talk to me".<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7273907609056901850?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-64307470663770007022010-06-04T12:33:00.001-07:002010-06-11T11:37:19.346-07:00Its Tikboy first airplane ride.<br /><br />Tikboy: Nyot, Look at people they are like an ants. They are too small. Maybe we are already hundred miles from the ground? What do you think?<br />Onyot: No, it is really an Ant. We did not take off yet.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6430747066377000702?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-13794195454230082922010-06-03T08:21:00.001-07:002010-06-11T11:43:03.811-07:00Theraphist: What style do you want? Swedish or Shiatsu?<br />Tiban: Do you have Bombay Style?<br />Theraphist: What style is that?<br />Tiban: If you have 6 Months to pay Style?<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1379419545423008292?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-9647843055760792782010-05-23T08:13:00.000-07:002010-05-23T08:19:05.735-07:00Tancio:I've got two words 2 say <br />Tancia:what? <br />Tancio:I LOVE U <br />Tancia:Isn't that 3 words!? <br />Tancio: because (U) and (I) are one! <br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-964784305576079278?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-55289172168597505402010-05-22T08:19:00.001-07:002010-05-23T08:51:20.206-07:00Girl:When we got married will you stop smoking?<br />Boy: hu?<br />Girl:Drinkng too. <br />Boy:ha! <br />Girl:and going to the night club! too <br />Boy: ;-(<br />Girl:hmmmm....Wht else can u leave?<br />Boy: hmmmm I think its you!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5528917216859750540?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-57829036141629869912010-05-21T09:05:00.000-07:002010-05-21T09:07:49.265-07:00"An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh"<br /><br />har!har!har<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5782903614162986991?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-89361588459886693512010-05-10T06:52:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:13:16.187-07:00Respected Maam, <br /><br />I love Ur husband.<br /><br />Thank you<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8936158845988669351?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-28082597089260663242010-05-05T10:15:00.000-07:002010-05-05T10:20:45.857-07:00Laughing with others is more powerful than laughing alone .<br /><br />Lets do together<br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />;-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2808259708926066324?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-1027466550135075852010-05-02T11:12:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:16:45.935-07:00Nobody teaches<br />Volcanoes to erupt,<br />Tsunamis to devastate,<br />Hurricanes to sway around<br />&<br />no one teaches<br />How to choose a husband,<br /><br />NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-102746655013507585?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-10315473174468993642010-04-25T06:31:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:19:19.678-07:00Smile to old means Respect<br /><br />Smile to child mean Innocence<br /><br />Smile to friend means Care<br /><br />Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!<br /><br />Still smiling?<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1031547317446899364?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-53396508694210762112010-04-21T10:03:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:22:06.576-07:00A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear<br />So the Teacher draw a diagram on the blackboard &<br />said:<br />“Dont Look at The Book Figure,Look At My Figure!<br /><br />OWS; 34-24-34<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5339650869421076211?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-54912551270010566112010-04-15T10:30:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:26:36.186-07:00I just feel u….<br /><br />Whenever I feel u….<br />I just miss u …..<br />Whenever i miss u ….<br />I just wanna See u ….<br />Do u know why…….<br /><br />It’s just because …………<br /><br />"I love to laugh"<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5491255127001056611?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-12134779312906288982010-04-14T11:08:00.000-07:002010-05-21T09:28:19.408-07:00Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture about Sun, Moon and Earth.<br />Everyone must attend it.<br />Botikol: No! I will not be able to attend it.<br />Teacher: Why?<br />Botikol: My mother will not allow me to go so far !! <br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1213477931290628898?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-5886544861995829002010-04-09T12:33:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:29:46.105-07:00A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,<br />is HONEST.<br />A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,<br />is WISE.<br />A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,<br />is a HUSBAND.!<br /><br />????<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-588654486199582900?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-83075105477296807652010-03-30T11:19:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:30:54.985-07:00Teacher : What do you call a person<br />who keeps on talking when<br />people are no longer interested? <br /><br />Tokatsoy : A teacher. <br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8307510547729680765?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-84905020315369564932010-03-26T05:51:00.001-07:002010-05-21T09:32:45.245-07:00Bolincia: What is the difference between 1 piso and 75 centavos?<br />Santako: What? its very difficult question. picture?<br />Bolincia: very eay. 25 cents.<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8490502031536956493?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-25383292552678964902010-03-02T23:22:00.000-08:002010-03-02T23:23:39.743-08:00To make money, we lose our health and to restore our health we lose our money.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2538329255267896490?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-32578337673846156272010-02-27T10:33:00.000-08:002010-02-27T10:35:24.805-08:00"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3257833767384615627?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-73217082552130934992010-02-18T09:36:00.001-08:002010-05-21T09:35:02.380-07:00Girl:What is 10 years with me?<br />Boy:A second.<br /><br />Girl:What is SR30000 for me?<br />Boy:A coin.<br /><br />Girl: Ok give me a coin.<br />Boy:Wait a second<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7321708255213093499?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-80239029804999341022010-02-14T22:42:00.001-08:002010-05-21T09:37:14.596-07:00Teacher: Tikboy, How do you spell Banana?<br />Tikboy: F-R-U-I-T<br />Teacher: Oh no that is wrong. <br />Tikboy. But Maam, you ask me how do I spell it!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8023902980499934102?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-52126410471030539542010-02-13T10:24:00.000-08:002010-02-13T10:37:56.298-08:00Alvin went to a Jewelry shop and buy necklace for his girlfriend on Valentines day. The Jeweller ask him if he will engrave the name of his girlfriend. He was thinking for a moment and decided to engrave " To my one and only love". The jeweller said "You are romantic" but Alvin says no Im just a very practical man. "If ever we break up I can use it again"<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5212641047103053954?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-19305368171664923472010-01-28T09:23:00.001-08:002010-02-27T10:30:44.870-08:00"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1930536817166492347?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-53513276500195998422009-12-06T11:21:00.001-08:002010-05-21T09:40:09.497-07:00Judge:why did u shoot ur wife<br />instead of shooting her lover?<br /><br />Prokopyo:Your honour,<br />it’s easier to shoot a woman once,<br />than shooting one man day.<br /><br />hu!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5351327650019599842?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-64784684371216500272009-12-04T00:10:00.001-08:002010-05-21T09:41:35.311-07:00True Love is like a pillow.<br />U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.<br />U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.<br />U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.<br />Want True Love?<br />Spend P500 buy a Pillow.<br /><br />hu?<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6478468437121650027?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-72608764844563837482009-12-02T11:16:00.001-08:002010-05-21T09:51:38.311-07:00Tikyo:u will never succeed<br />in making that dog obey u!<br />Tikya:You doesnt make sense, it’s only a matter of patience,<br />I had a lot of trouble with u at first.<br /><br />har!har!har<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7260876484456383748?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-22409990832570457172009-12-01T06:07:00.001-08:002010-05-21T09:56:23.777-07:00When u feel lonely and alone<br />& cannot see any one around you,<br />the world seems to be fading away,<br />come along with me<br />i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2240999083257045717?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-27414613234814927792009-11-29T06:34:00.001-08:002010-05-21T10:13:37.821-07:00Can we do romance in the evening today? <br /><br />I'm in a good mood <br />Just a little bit of kissing and biting <br /><br />reply me soon! <br /><br />urs lovingly <br /><br />"MOSQUITO" <br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2741461323481492779?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-29199462513843977182009-11-28T10:19:00.000-08:002010-05-21T10:14:44.535-07:00If I was an artist, <br />you would be my picture! <br />If I was a poet, <br />you would be my inspiration! <br />If I was an author you would be my story! <br /><br />But I'm only a cartoonist! <br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2919946251384397718?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-67534681349316989112009-11-27T05:25:00.000-08:002009-11-27T05:33:16.379-08:00TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?<br />Tiborsio: Maam I want to answer!<br />TEACHER: okay Tiborsio, what is science?<br />Toborsio: science is our lesson for today.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6753468134931698911?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-19578788122257895252009-11-26T02:59:00.000-08:002009-11-27T05:59:28.714-08:00Boy: You almost killed me! <br />Girl: Why?<br />Boy: I saw you and I forgot to breathe<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1957878812225789525?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-15954849064722988342009-11-23T09:50:00.001-08:002009-11-27T05:34:56.107-08:00Boy:Are you an internal decorator? <br />Girl: Why?<br />Boy: Because when I saw you the room become beautiful<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1595484906472298834?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-88889424209535868602009-11-22T09:08:00.000-08:002009-11-22T10:00:06.189-08:00In prison: <br />you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. <br />At work:<br />you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.<br />In prison:<br />you get three meals a day (free). <br />At work: <br />you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. <br />I prison:<br />you get time off for good behavior.<br />At work:<br />you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. <br />In prison:<br />a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. <br />At work:<br />you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. <br />In prison:<br />you can watch TV and play games. <br />At work:<br />you get fired for watching TV and playing games. <br />In prison:<br />you get your own toilet. <br />At work:<br />you have to share.<br />In prison:<br />they allow your family and friends to visit. <br />At work:<br />you can not even speak to your family and friends. <br />In prison:<br />all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. <br />At work:<br />You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. <br /><br />Which sounds better?<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8888942420953586860?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-74053883915413848332009-11-04T08:03:00.001-08:002009-11-22T09:46:02.554-08:00Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, <br />but she belonged to someone else... <br />One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to <br />her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me <br />screw you. But the girl said NO. <br />Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on <br />the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the <br />time you pick it up. "<br />She thought for a moment and said that she would have <br />to consult her boyfriend... So she called her <br />boyfriend and told him the story.<br />Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the <br />money very fast, he won't even be able to get his<br />pants down." <br />So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour <br />goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his <br />girlfriend to call. <br />Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and <br />asks what happened. <br />She responded, "The idiot used coins!" <br /><br />Management Lesson: <br /><br />Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before<br /><br /> agreeing to it and getting screwed.<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7405388391541384833?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-59615146785948941942009-10-26T11:47:00.001-07:002009-11-22T09:45:47.928-08:00Wife: 'What are you doing?' <br />Husband: Nothing. <br />Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' <br />Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'<br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5961514678594894194?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-56391340146084436662009-10-23T23:26:00.000-07:002009-11-22T09:47:55.010-08:00Wife :'Do you want dinner?' <br />Husband:'Sure! What are my choices?' <br />Wife:'Yes or no.' <br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5639134014608443666?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-33822633159842316762009-10-23T01:45:00.000-07:002009-10-23T01:48:46.985-07:00Patient: Doc! What happend to the operation of my brother? I almost can see his brain?<br />Doctor: No problem, thats what we call "open minded operation"!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3382263315984231676?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-91737723952954690712009-10-23T01:29:00.001-07:002009-10-23T02:25:19.796-07:00During final exam..<br /><br />Teacher: Beverly, what is that? Your cheating?<br />Beverly: No maam, It is a prayer list of mine.<br />Teacher: Prayer? Then why it contains all the examination answers?<br />Beverly: Really ? its a miracle Maam. Its an answered prayer.<br /><br />hu?<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-9173772395295469071?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-48887834024431721602009-10-21T21:44:00.001-07:002009-11-22T09:49:42.242-08:00Wife:'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?' <br />Hubby:'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' <br />Wife:'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' <br />Hubby:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' <br /><br />har!har!har<br /><br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4888783402443172160?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-48165748773866859592009-10-21T05:29:00.000-07:002009-10-23T01:49:07.183-07:00"Its better to receive then give it back again"<br /><br />hu!!!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4816574877386685959?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-5446165385391976312009-10-19T01:26:00.001-07:002009-10-21T05:35:12.540-07:00"I love the way you hate me"<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-544616538539197631?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-88812453455940108712009-10-18T08:36:00.001-07:002009-10-23T01:58:26.283-07:00Butyok: What is the difference between H2o and CO2?<br />Sima: You dont know? Very easy! H2O means water while CO2 is cold water. slow learner! (angry)<br /><br /><br />hu><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8881245345594010871?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-84919277362565164522009-10-15T04:19:00.000-07:002009-10-15T05:12:12.185-07:00A little boy is asking her older sister what is the meaning of idiot<br /><br />Boy: Ate what do you mean by idiot?<br />Ate: an idiot is a person who explained a lot of thing in a long ways so that another person have a hard time to understand what he is trying talk about.do you understand what I mean?<br />Boy: No.<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8491927736256516452?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-22609139215347095402009-10-14T02:34:00.000-07:002009-10-15T05:11:53.492-07:00Mern is like an Internet Virus<br />She<br />ENTER ur Life,<br />SCAN ur pockets,<br />TRANSFER ur money,<br />EDIT ur mind,<br />DOWNLOAD her prob.s,<br />DELETE ur smile<br />& HANG U 4ever!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2260913921534709540?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-17450216614940566212009-10-13T02:09:00.000-07:002009-10-15T05:12:52.080-07:00A maried Filipino handsome guy went to the Church to confess: (Little bit offensive..dont take seriously its just a joke)<br /><br />Priest: Tell me your sin<br />Handsome Guy: Father forgive me for I have sinned, "I almost had an affair with another woman."<br />Priest: What! What do you mean almost?<br />Handsome guy: Yes, almost had an affair, well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.<br />Priest:Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Hmmmm. For your penalty, say __ ___ __ 10 times and put 1500 php in the basket<br />Handsome guy: ok father<br /><br />***The handsome guy left the confession and went to the basket place then pause for a moment, then leave but the Priest saw him and said<br /><br />Priest: I was watching you and I saw you did not put money in the basket.<br />Handsome guy: Yeah, but I rubbed the 1500php on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!<br /><br />Har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1745021661494056621?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-30932869202837599422009-10-12T14:33:00.000-07:002009-10-15T05:10:46.708-07:00Dear Sir,<br /><br />I want to tender my resignation letter.<br />I love your wife.<br /><br />Respectfully yours,<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-3093286920283759942?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-63892104165682195182009-10-11T09:58:00.001-07:002009-10-15T05:21:54.784-07:00If your life is in darkness. repent and make yourself free from darkness. If still the same problem, dont forget to pay your electricity bills!<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6389210416568219518?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-13608929762314376942009-10-10T09:50:00.000-07:002009-11-27T05:51:55.034-08:00Boy: Daddy please help me find the least common denominator in my Math subject.<br />Daddy: What a __ _ _!!! I was still in elementary that time. They let us find that LCD and untill now they still cant find it??<br /><br />har!har!har<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-1360892976231437694?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-82447736236361110112009-10-09T08:25:00.001-07:002009-10-15T05:26:21.508-07:00Stress is when wife is pregnant,<br />tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &<br />panic is when both r pregnant<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8244773623636111011?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-5218901686366412362009-10-08T02:48:00.001-07:002009-10-15T05:31:30.864-07:00Many says the if you do not have boyfriend in your life you will missed something in your life.<br />But I believed if you have it you will lose everything in your life!<br /><br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-521890168636641236?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-40278726934710217972009-10-07T15:10:00.001-07:002009-10-15T05:36:08.057-07:00A foolish man get angry if the woman nag and tells her to STOP talking, but for WISE man he will tell the woman that she is the more beautiful if her LIPS are CLOSED.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-4027872693471021797?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-50354815797945833222009-10-06T01:02:00.001-07:002009-10-23T02:01:19.789-07:00....While withdrawing in the ATM machine<br /><br />SHokoy: hahahahahahaha..(bwahahahahah)<br />Petchay: Why are you laughing? I will scold you!<br />Shokoy: I know your ATM pin number!!!<br />Pethcay: SO what is it?<br />Shokoy: 6 asterisk<br /><br />huh?<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-5035481579794583322?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-2254175949729797552009-10-04T04:01:00.000-07:002009-11-22T09:51:05.969-08:00Girl:'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' <br /> <br />Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' <br /> <br />Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' <br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-225417594972979755?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-83311846675076535582009-10-03T05:55:00.001-07:002009-11-22T09:52:40.953-08:00Son:'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' <br /> <br />Mom:'Well, you have done the right thing.' <br /> <br />Son:'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' <br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-8331184667507653558?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-29201601363938804312009-10-02T09:50:00.001-07:002009-11-22T09:54:08.228-08:00A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' <br /> <br />'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' <br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2920160136393880431?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-73732821852633759142009-09-30T12:40:00.001-07:002009-11-22T09:54:53.401-08:00Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. <br /> <br />The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'<br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: frowarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7373282185263375914?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-8727850556576894562009-09-28T13:52:00.001-07:002009-11-22T09:56:15.443-08:00A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' <br /> <br />He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'<br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-872785055657689456?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-23431366405238156322009-09-27T06:44:00.000-07:002009-11-22T09:58:23.812-08:00A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. <br />'What was that for?' the man asked. <br />The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on <br />it that I found in your pants pocket'. <br />The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name <br />of the horse I bet on.' <br />The wife apologized and went on with the housework. <br />Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the <br />head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. <br />Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. <br />Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned.'<br /><br />har!har!har!<br /><br />source: forwarded email from a friend<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2343136640523815632?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-1323641369817331092009-09-26T16:30:00.000-07:002009-11-26T03:15:56.708-08:00"Of course, there are lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'de love to catch."<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-132364136981733109?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-60359522554078818322009-09-25T10:42:00.001-07:002009-11-26T03:17:24.501-08:00You look really hot! you must be the real reason for global warming.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-6035952255407881832?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-76918812273014120992009-09-24T10:21:00.001-07:002009-11-26T03:19:00.155-08:00Guy: you look like my 3rd wife<br />girl: oh! how many times you been married?<br />Guy: twice.<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7691881227301412099?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-74711125257047544292009-09-23T10:13:00.000-07:002009-10-15T05:13:33.267-07:00"Be careful of what you say or do because.. the walls are thin and not well built!!"<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-7471112525704754429?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19090547.post-26501229586639709872009-09-22T08:20:00.001-07:002009-11-26T03:30:12.378-08:00Girl: Were you in a boy scout?<br />Boy: Why?<br />Girl: Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot!<br /><br />har!har!har!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/19090547-2650122958663970987?l=mernsfunnyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mernhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817128498814766246noreply@blogger.com0