Nothing but the truth

A maried Filipino handsome guy went to the Church to confess: (Little bit offensive..dont take seriously its just a joke)

Priest: Tell me your sin
Handsome Guy: Father forgive me for I have sinned, "I almost had an affair with another woman."
Priest: What! What do you mean almost?
Handsome guy: Yes, almost had an affair, well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.
Priest:Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Hmmmm. For your penalty, say __ ___ __ 10 times and put 1500 php in the basket
Handsome guy: ok father

***The handsome guy left the confession and went to the basket place then pause for a moment, then leave but the Priest saw him and said

Priest: I was watching you and I saw you did not put money in the basket.
Handsome guy: Yeah, but I rubbed the 1500php on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!

Har!har!har!