Class joke

TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
Tiborsio: Maam I want to answer!
TEACHER: okay Tiborsio, what is science?
Toborsio: science is our lesson for today.

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Almost killed joke

Boy: You almost killed me!
Girl: Why?
Boy: I saw you and I forgot to breathe

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Decorator joke

Boy:Are you an internal decorator?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because when I saw you the room become beautiful

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Prison Vs. Work Rating joke

In prison:
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
At work:
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
In prison:
you get three meals a day (free).
At work:
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
I prison:
you get time off for good behavior.
At work:
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
In prison:
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At work:
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
In prison:
you can watch TV and play games.
At work:
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison:
you get your own toilet.
At work:
you have to share.
In prison:
they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work:
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
In prison:
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At work:
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Which sounds better?


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source: forwarded email from a friend

A LESSON TO LEARN - VALUEABLE! joke

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"

Management Lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before

agreeing to it and getting screwed.




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source: forwarded email from a friend

Doing Nothing joke

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

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source: forwarded email from friend

yes or no joke

Wife :'Do you want dinner?'
Husband:'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife:'Yes or no.'

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source: forwarded email from a friend