Be back in 5 minutes

I'll be back in 5 minutes but if not. Just read this message again.
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Reckless driver

"Yes officer, I did see the no u turn sign but I just didn't see you"
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Ill be there

If you fall, I'll be there.
                            Floor
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Difference between school and life

In school you're thought a lesson and then given a test. In life, your given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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Sweet Person

It has been scientifically proven that sugar dissolves in water. So please dont go out when its raining. I cant afford to loose a sweet person like U!
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Hello Joke

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
- Dolph Sharp

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Stupid Joke

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

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Shape Joke

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeners.

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Smile Joke

life is too short. smile while u still have teeth!


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The 3 C'S

The 3 C's in life" Choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

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Quite Joke

my mother told me that if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all, and some people wonder why im so quite around them. lol

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Sign Joke

"Instead a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed proceed with caution".

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Nobody Joke

has a two mysterious people living in our house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who!

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Chances Joke

The 3 C's in life" Choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

its true

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Best friend Joke

A good friend will be there to calm u down when u are mad, but the best friend will be holding a shovel asking " Do u think the hole is deep enough?"

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Laugh jokes

"An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh"

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Laughing joke

Laughing with others is more powerful than laughing alone .

Lets do together

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Sad but true joke

To make money, we lose our health and to restore our health we lose our money.

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Wise me joke

"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.


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Marriage joke

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."


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