2 words joke

Tancio:I've got two words 2 say
Tancia:what?
Tancio:I LOVE U
Tancia:Isn't that 3 words!?
Tancio: because (U) and (I) are one!

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Unmaried Joke

Girl:When we got married will you stop smoking?
Boy: hu?
Girl:Drinkng too.
Boy:ha!
Girl:and going to the night club! too
Boy: ;-(
Girl:hmmmm....Wht else can u leave?
Boy: hmmmm I think its you!

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Laugh jokes

"An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh"

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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected Maam,

I love Ur husband.

Thank you

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Laughing joke

Laughing with others is more powerful than laughing alone .

Lets do together

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;-)

Just Happen Joke

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a husband,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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