Best friend Joke

A good friend will be there to calm u down when u are mad, but the best friend will be holding a shovel asking " Do u think the hole is deep enough?"

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Tag question Joke

Teacher: Botyok, give me tag question.
Botyok: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
Teacher: Very good, translate it in visayan language.
Botyok: hmmmmm. Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa siya kuyapi?


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Gasoline Joke

Customer: Give me 1 cup of coffee.
Waiter: Its 10 pesos.
Customer: Why? before it is only 8 pesos.
Waiter: Because the gasoline price increases.
Customer: okay. dont put gasoline.

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Grammar Joke

Teacher: Our lesson for today is Tagalog. Guliat Use "ng" in a sentence.
Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.

Guliat: (Maayong gabii, Nang) Good evening, Ate.

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2 coats Joke

Son: Father, why you wear double coats while painting?
Father: Becuase its says use 2 coats for better results.

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Dance Joke

In the dance floor (Province) Kulas with a beautiful gilr dancing sweet music.

B-Girls: Whats inside your pocket?
Kulas: Its a flashlight!
B-Girl: Why its hot?
Kulas: Because I turn it on.

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Hearing Joke

Tikboy was a snatcher, and was not bless the time he snatch the wallet of the rich business man. He was caught by the Policewoman. He was then summoned to attend the first hearing in the Hall of Justice.

Judge: Okay tikboy, What can you say? promised to say nothing but the truth.
Tikboy: Judge, I thought this is hearing only! Why include speaking?

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Surgery Joke

Guliat: What do you call for surgery to remove appendix?
Tiban: Apendectomy.
Guliat: What about surgical procedure to remove tonsils?
Tiban: Tonsillectomy.
Guliat: Very good. Now, What is for bad breath?
Tiban: Was there surgery for bad breath?
Guliat: Yes. there is.
Tiban: SO. What was it?
Guliat: That is what we called "Dont talk to me".

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Fligh high Joke

Its Tikboy first airplane ride.

Tikboy: Nyot, Look at people they are like an ants. They are too small. Maybe we are already hundred miles from the ground? What do you think?
Onyot: No, it is really an Ant. We did not take off yet.

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Massage Joke

Theraphist: What style do you want? Swedish or Shiatsu?
Tiban: Do you have Bombay Style?
Theraphist: What style is that?
Tiban: If you have 6 Months to pay Style?

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