True Love

A guy that truly loves his girl doesn’t need to unbutton her shirt just to see a better view of her heart. TRUE OR FALSE?
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Joke Joke

takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb. Repost if this made you smile

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Dance Joke

In the dance floor (Province) Kulas with a beautiful gilr dancing sweet music.

B-Girls: Whats inside your pocket?
Kulas: Its a flashlight!
B-Girl: Why its hot?
Kulas: Because I turn it on.

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Bit Joke

Can we do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

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A LESSON TO LEARN - VALUEABLE! joke

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"

Management Lesson:

Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before

agreeing to it and getting screwed.




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source: forwarded email from a friend

Resignation letter with respect

Dear Sir,

I want to tender my resignation letter.
I love your wife.

Respectfully yours,

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Daddy's lap joke

Son:'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom:'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son:'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

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source: forwarded email from a friend

Global warming reason joke

You look really hot! you must be the real reason for global warming.

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Change Daily Joke

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily

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Buy happiness Joke

Tiborcio: Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
and I'll make you happy!

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For sale joke

Vendor: Buy now panties, If you wear this kind of panty you will not get pregnant.
Customer: Really? give me 3 pieces.

3 months later...

Customer: Hey vendor, why I get pregnant? you told me so.
Vendor: Maybe you remove it. You should wear it at all times.

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Priest joke

Sexy lady: Father, your cute and handsome. Why you decided to become a priest?
Priest: Because my parents wont allow me to become a nun.


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So electrifying joke

Boy: The power company is looking for you.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you are so electrifying!

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Mathematics joke

Student1: I dont like the bra of our math teacher?
Student2: What bra?
Student1: AlgeBRA.

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Fraternity life joke

One man has to do one thing before he could join the Unamed Fraternity:
Man 1: You have this choices: drink alcohol, sleep with a girl, or kill your neighbor?
Man 2: I don't want to kill or sleep with a girl who is not my wife because it is a sin. So, I will drink alcohol.

After got drunk, he raped the girl and kill his neighbor.

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Farm Joke

Pokwang's Farm Town is growing beautifully but only she can't wait her tomatoe field to get ripen. So she goes to her farm neighbor and ask, ``Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are still green. What can I do about it?'' Her neighbor replies, ``Well, all you have to do is take off your clothes during night time and visit your farm tomatoes. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.'' Well, She does it. Next day her neighbor asks her if how is it going. ``So-so,'' she answers. ``The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all eight inches longer.''

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Hidden Kho-mera's brand joke

Woman1: I'm just curious if what is Hidden Kho-mera's brand?
Woman2: Kho-dak

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Insensitive joke

Man 1: Dont you have special someone or crush rather?
Man 2: I have. But you are just too insensitive.

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How to pass the final exams joke

One morning, Janel comes to her young professor's office.
She kneel pleadingly and said 'I would do anything to pass this exam.'
She leans closer to his Professor, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
'I mean...' she whispers, '...I would do...
**anything**!!!'
He returns her gaze. 'Anything???'
'Yes,... Anything!!!'
His voice turns to a whisper. 'Would you...... study hard???'

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Blowy weather joke

One kapampangan guy saw an american crazy old lady nude. He was shock and want say it in a nice word "Its so airy" and since he has the language it sounds "its so hairy". Then the crazy lady react and say "What do you expect to see feather?

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