where is Jack Sparrow? joke

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Question and Answer joke

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.

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MID-TERM EXAM joke

Students in an advanced biology class were taking a mid-term. The last question, worth 70 points or none at all was:

"Name seven advantages of mother's milk."

The student in question had also partied the night before, and was hard put to think of 7 advantages.

He wrote:

1. It is a perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always available as needed.
4. It is always at the right temperature
5. It is inexpensive.
6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

And then, the student was stuck.

Finally, just before the bell indicating the end of the test was rang, he wrote:

7. It comes in cute containers.

He was the only student to ace the exam.

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Photocopier joke

A new employee was leaving the office at 6pm when he found that his Boss is standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

"Listen to me dear," said the Boss, "this paper is needed, and my secretary has already gone home. Can you make this thing work?"

"Yes Sir," said the new employee. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Your very excellent!" said the Boss as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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