Vulnerable to make mistakes joke

Mother: Ann, you have to practice more piano lesson to makes it perfect.
Ann: Mom, practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect...so why practice?

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How to aviod AH1N1 virus joke

Question: How to aviod Swine flu virus?
Ansswer: Avoid talking to a pig.

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Art Class joke

Teacher: I told you to draw a carabao eat young grass but you've only drawn the carabao ? why?
Pupil: yes teacher I do, the carabao ate all the young grass!

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Hidden Kho-mera's brand joke

Woman1: I'm just curious if what is Hidden Kho-mera's brand?
Woman2: Kho-dak

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Insensitive joke

Man 1: Dont you have special someone or crush rather?
Man 2: I have. But you are just too insensitive.

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