Sign Joke

"Instead a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed proceed with caution".

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Age does matter Joke

The two old man were talking about their age.

1st oldman: Im 79 yrs old now with all the aches and pains. I know your about my age. How do you feel?
2nd oldman: I feel just like a newborn baby.
1st oldman: Huh? like a newborn? really?
2nd oldman: Yes, With no hair, no teeth, and it seems I just wet my pants!

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Nobody Joke

has a two mysterious people living in our house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who!

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Muscles Joke

Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, But it only takes four muscles to extend your arm out and smack'em in the head.

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Quite Joke

my mother told me that if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all, and some people wonder why im so quite around them. LOL


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Slap Joke

The next time someone makes you mad,so mad that you really want to slap them, Do it and say "Mosquito!" and walk away.

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Chances Joke

The 3 C's in life" Choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

its true

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