Alternative Plan

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letter in the alphabet.

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Quite Joke

my mother told me that if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all, and some people wonder why im so quite around them. LOL


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Common sense Joke

Common sense is like deodorant,those that need it most, dont use it!

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Smile Joke

life is too short. smile while u still have teeth!

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Hole Joke

A good friend will be there to calm u down when u are mad, but the best friend will be holding a shovel asking " Do u think the hole is deep enough?"

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Reason Jokes

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So, when I smack you upside the head, just remember... I had a reason!

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Cant remember Joke

It's not that I lose things, I just tend to temporarily move them to place that I cant remember.

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Sign Joke

Instead a sign that says "Do not disturb" I need one that says "Already disturbed proceed with caution".

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Its better joke

"Its better to receive then give it back again"

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Be careful

"Be careful of what you say or do because.. the walls are thin and not well built!!"

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