Rainy, Froggy Afternoon joke

It was a rainy afternoon when:
A group of frog is jumping around the corner.

Professional: oh! Pseudacris triseriata
Student: ew!! crazy frog
Drunkard: Pare pulutan!!

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QUICK STUDY joke

Teacher Robi: Cherise, Mississippi is a long word, How do you spell it?
Cherise: I-T.
Teacher Robi: Wrong!
Cherise: You ask me how do I spell.
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Teacher Robi: Redi, go to the map and find Saudi Arabia.
Redi: yes. I found it.
Teacher Robi: Very good. Cherise do you know who is the founder of K.S.A?
Cherise: yes sir.
Teacher Robi: who?
Cherise: Redi.
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Teacher Robi: Shennon, What is the chemical symbol for Calcium?
Shennon: CA
Teacher Robi: very good!.Jennen, what about water?
Jennen: HIJKLMNO
Teacher Robi: What are you talking about?
Jennen: I heard it was H to O
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Teacher Robi: Troy, I have read the composition of your sisters "About my Cat" and it is really the same as yours. Did you copy it?
Troy: No sir. It is the same cat.
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Teacher Robi: Yenen, why are you doing your addition exam on the floor?
Yenen: You told me to do it without using tables!
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CLASS DISMISS!!!!!

What Color? joke

Q: I love color white.What about you?
A: Anykind of color basta blue.

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Waiting!! joke

Waiting at a wrong place and at a wrong time...wakekeke!

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Prostate Cancer joke

A 12 year old student receive a text message and cry after reading it. She immediately ask permission to her teacher to be absent from the class.She was asked why and she replied "My auncle is dead due to prostitute cancer.

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Blowy weather joke

One kapampangan guy saw an american crazy old lady nude. He was shock and want say it in a nice word "Its so airy" and since he has the language it sounds "its so hairy". Then the crazy lady react and say "What do you expect to see feather?

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White Lady joke

One dark night, a motorcab driver had a passenger wearing a white dress and looks so pale. Since the driver was so scared and thinks it is a white lady he drives so fast and as he turns back the lady disappeared. He went home and tell his wife that he has a white lady passenger.

Few weeks later, on the same place one passenger waiting and as he get closer it is the same person last night. He refuses to pick her up because he thought it is a white lady. The girl insist that she is not and she fell down last night for He drives so fast and he should pay the hospital bill. ;-)

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How to know if you are addict? joke

If you walk 10 miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
If you answer the door before someone knock.
If you haven't blinked since the last night.

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