Why you kill her Joke

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?

Prokopyo:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man day.

hu!

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Wnat true Love Joke

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend P500 buy a Pillow.

hu?

har!har!har!

Trouble at first Joke

Tikyo:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Tikya:You doesnt make sense, it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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Eye Diffect Joke

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

har!har!har!