If love is Blind joke

Randy, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into a pub house. He noticed a woman staring at him without blinking her big eyes. Randy felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just 1000 pesoses but on one condition.'

The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
Randy answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'

She was thinking, counted out the money and handed it to Randy along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'

har! har! har!

Something else joke

Driver: 'Sir, I was speeding because I'm in a hurry and I have appointment with my Lawyer!
Officer: 'Well, now you have additional things to tell him.'

Har! har!har!

BAD HEADACHE joke

A young man is hampered by a severe headache and decided to sought for Physician's help.
"Doctor, have you got something for the bad headache?"
Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
Then you'll have a bad headache.

Har! har! har!