Photocopier joke

A new employee was leaving the office at 6pm when he found that his Boss is standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand.

"Listen to me dear," said the Boss, "this paper is needed, and my secretary has already gone home. Can you make this thing work?"

"Yes Sir," said the new employee. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Your very excellent!" said the Boss as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

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