Prison Vs. Work Rating joke

In prison:
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
At work:
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
In prison:
you get three meals a day (free).
At work:
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
I prison:
you get time off for good behavior.
At work:
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
In prison:
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At work:
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
In prison:
you can watch TV and play games.
At work:
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison:
you get your own toilet.
At work:
you have to share.
In prison:
they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work:
you can not even speak to your family and friends.
In prison:
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At work:
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Which sounds better?


har!har!har!

source: forwarded email from a friend