Prescription joke

Customer: Can you please give me any poisonous drug for my husband?
Pharmacist: Sorry I could not give you. You know it's against the law and I might loss my license and job.
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the customer show her husband picture together with another girl in bed.
The pharmacist saw his wife in the picture.

Pharmacist: why dont you tell you have a prescription?

har!har!har!

Favorite Toothpaste joke

A little girl went to Lola Luzviminda mini store.

Conversation:

LT: Lola, 1 pack of colgate please!
LL: What kind of colgate?
LT: Closeup with chocoloco flavor.
har! har! har!