Be back in 5 minutes

I'll be back in 5 minutes but if not. Just read this message again.
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Reckless driver

"Yes officer, I did see the no u turn sign but I just didn't see you"
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Ill be there

If you fall, I'll be there.
                            Floor
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Difference between school and life

In school you're thought a lesson and then given a test. In life, your given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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Just be sure

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it seven or 8 times, just to be sure.
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Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh without reason, you need medicine.
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Best Medicine

A wise Physician said " The best medicine for humans is LOVE". Someone ask "What if it doesn't work?" The Physician smiled and replied " Increase the dose".
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