Dream Joke

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper

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Stupid Joke

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

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Rich Man Joke

Dear Dad,

Berlin is a wonderful place. People are nice and I really like it here but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at school with my pure gold Ferrari when all my teachers and my fellow students travel by train.

Your Son,

David

The next day he gets a reply from his Dad saying:

Dear Son,

Twenty million US dollor has been transfered to your account. Please stop embarrasing us.
Go and get a train too.

Loving you,

Dad

;-)

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