Onion joke

Q: If you peel my skin off, I won't cry bu you will. What am I?
A: An onion.

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Most misused words joke

Q: What are the most misused words you know?
A: I love you, I miss you, goodbye!

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Gorilla joke

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrills?
A: Because they have big fingers.


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Planets joke

Teacher: Okay Class, our lesson for today is about Planet. Earth is the 3rth planet from the Sun. Now Boknoy, What is next to Mercury?
Boknoy: I think its a Pharmacy maam, but I am not so sure!

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Ghost giggles joke

Q: Whats the ghost favorite food?
A: I-scream

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Who knows Jose Rizal? joke

Teacher: Who knows Jose Rizal?
Tibo, do you know Jose Rizal?
Tibo: No maam, I dont know.
Teacher: How about you Jasper?
Jasper: Even me maam I dont know.
Teacher: Kulamboy, How about you.
Kulamboy: Maam, I dont know him. Maybe he belongs to the other section.

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Can die happy joke

Boy: I think I can die happy now.
Gilr: Why?
Boy: Because I've just seen a piece of heaven.


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Sunshine joke

Boy: Did the sun come out?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Or did you just smile at me?

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Now no more joke

Killer: Father, forgive me for I have sinned.
Priest: Tell me.
Killer: I killed more people coz they believed in **D.
What about you father, Do you believe in **D?
Priest: Before, but now no more.

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Killer joke

Killer: Before I kill you I want to know your name?
Anna: My name is Anna. Please dont kill me.
Killer: You have similar name with my mother, I will not kill you. How about you? your name?
Kulas: Kulas, but my friends called me Anna.

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Show me the way joke

Priest: boy, where is the way here to church? coz I think I am lost.
Boy: Just follow that way.
Priest: Come with me Boy and attend the mass.So I can show you the way to heaven.
Boy: How come you know the way to heaven? that even the way to church you dont know?

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Speaks becoz? joke

Wise men speaks because they have something to say.
Fools speaks because they have to say something.

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So electrifying joke

Boy: The power company is looking for you.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you are so electrifying!

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